June 5, 2004

New Names

One of the major differences between John Kerry and George Bush is their steadfastness to a position. Kerry has been on more that one side of most issues throughout his career. In honor of the Senator’s “flexibility”, I rename him "Senator Weathervane", or "The Weathervane." A weathervane is a device that constantly changes its position to aim into the wind.

I’ve decided that Bush needs a new moniker also. He needs one that reflects his determination in the face of withering opposition. Henceforth I will call them “The Rock.” He stands like a rock against those that would bring him down.

Posted by Ted at June 5, 2004 10:41 AM